Dear Victoria's Secret, Macy's, Express, Vera, & Old Navy,
Please stop filling my inbox with specials, sales, deals, coupons, and free shipping codes. I am currently an unemployed housewife. I do not have money to spend on you weekly like I did previously. I know, I am not happy about it either.
Hopefully you will see me and my visa soon,
Trina
Dear PR Professionals in this small town. Please quit your job or get fired. So I can have it.
Sincerely,
Trina
